I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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