he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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