We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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