He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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