I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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