We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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