Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
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