Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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