Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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