Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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