Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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