just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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