And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
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Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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