the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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