Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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