ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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