Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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