and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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