i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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