wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Girls should come with a carfax report
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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