this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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