i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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