She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Someone signed my nipple.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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