i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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