You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Randomize
