It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
be right there i have to get my cape
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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