Its about making memories worth repressing
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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