Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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