Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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