quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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