i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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