I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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