She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize
