Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
i now understand why vodka
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
