So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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