so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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