Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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