Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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