Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Its about making memories worth repressing
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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