Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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