had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
The air taste purple.
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