yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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