So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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