Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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