erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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