playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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