I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
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