I love black thongs
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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