I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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