i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
and you fell through a lawn chair
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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